Vacheron Constantin Watch 80250 000R 9145
When I was a young child in Romania, I purchased such a watch from a gypsy (aka tzigan aka roma) for 30 euros. My friend said "I will put my hand in fire if this watch is real". The watch was fake. I was young, naive and on some heavy drugs. Almost off the drugs (at least the heavy heavy stuff) and 10 years later, I lived the Canadian dream and now have castles in Northern Quebec. I drink my liquor from moose heads, have my servants fight each other for my entertainment (I enjoy guns vs melee weapons vs UFC-style) and run little used disposable lighter repair shops. But something was ALWAYS missing. This watch. That experience. So I purchased 16 of these watches. Really, I bought 8 but as you can see each watch is really 2. So 16.
It tells the time incredibly. Much better than my 7 Patek Phillipe Grand Complications and much better than my Black Card concierge.
Now all my dreams have come true.
BalasHapusThe Vacheron Constantin Tour de I'lle Men's Watch is a stylish timepiece with the convenience of automatic movement. Constructed by hand from small, blind orphan children this uniquely designed, rose gold dial features rose gold Roman numerals marking the hours with smaller strategically placed dials and circles letting you know other random information. Gold-tone hands with luminous fill make it easy to tell time day or night, and the back of the watch has month, day and year information. More importantly the bottom portion of the rear of the watch has a soul-trap where, once the children are finished making the watch, they sacrifice themselves and let the stone absorb their youthful essence. This, in turn, allows the wearer of the watch to maintain a youthful and glowing appearance their entire lives and only requires a recharge every 2 to 3 years. (For more information regarding recharging the soul stone and proper human sacrificing techniques refer to the user manual). The polished gold case extends to meet the brown child-leather strap which wraps comfortably around the wrist and fastens with a traditional buckle. Water resistant to 30 meters (100 feet), this high-performance watch is perfect for everyday wear.
BalasHapusAs the dictator of a small, third world country I find this to be a great item to add to my esoteric collection of goods. By not developing nuclear arms I have been able to stock pile the gold that the war-orphaned children have been able to mine in my country making this watch extremely affordable! While my people might be, at times, hungry they are pleased to know their loving dictator is able to fashionably appear before other world leaders, like Syria's Bashar_al-Assad and North Korea's Kim_Jong-un.
BalasHapusThe item's two face for one is ideal for such individuals as myself as it allows me to convey my mood to others while I rule over them. On bad days I turn it one way and my advisors know they must find a village to rape and pillage to cheer me up. This also helps save on Prozac and Lithium purchases for my medical condition.
The quality of the watch itself is great. Obviously only the smallest hands and finest skill was used to manufacture this watch. I have recently sent out a death squad to find these great people and personally thank them; also to ensure the watch becomes a true collector's item. So make your purchase now before it really gets expensive!
As a practicing cow proctologist I was having trouble with my G-Shocks. The rough edges would not go smoothly through the colon, and the rubber would maintain an awful manure odor even after a thorough wash in the sink. After the 10th cow had died on me from internal bleeding, and after the 20th girl had left me at the dinner table for my "peculiar scent", I have decided to search the web for a new watch. And so on, after an extensive research, I found out about the Vacheron Constantins. I decided to look no further and order the watch on-line. Thank God for farms with WiFi. Anyway, soon after, I have received the package and tried it on: The kryptonite body felt a little heavy at first, but very sturdy. The baby skin band feels really soft on my wrist, yet just tight enough. The research I have conducted proved to be very beneficial, as working with cows became an entirely different experience. The smooth silky watch body transitioned through the cows' colon, back and forth, with an astonishing ease. The manure washed away from the watch with only a few drops of bleach. And most importantly - cow mortality rates throughout the mid-west has dropped significantly, and I have finally found myself a mate with real teeth. I highly recommend this men's-man piece of fine farm equipment.
BalasHapusOk, im not the kind of person who just pulls the trigger on some item on a whim. I like to research, agonize, research some more, suffer through cool down periods... Sometimes I feel sorry for my wife, she complains that I may spend 50 hours researching an item that only costs $50. By the time I have asked my wife what she thinks about this version, that color, this country of manufacture, that selling website, etc. etc. she is about ready to stab me through the back with a steak knife... Through the research I may get a better deal, perhaps paying $5 less than I would if I just bought the thing straight away so if I spend 50 hours to save $5 I earn about 10 cents an hour. That's obviously not great but getting the best deal and the best quality item gives me a lot of pleasure. Now, let me get on with the interview but first I felt like telling you what kind of shopper I am, sharp, intelligent, patient, savvy and I always get the best deal. I believe that over the years I have saved in excess of $100 by penetrating investigation, fact finding and drilling down behind the scenes.
BalasHapusWell, let me tell you I though I was getting a fantastic deal on the "Vacheron Constantin Tour de I'lle Mens Watch 80250/000R-9145", or let me say plural the Vacheron Constantins. The picture is of two different watches, right so I thought I was getting two for the price of one! You can imaging how I rubbed my hands with glee while I sat in front of the computer and gave out my credit card details to buy these mothers. I could not wait to get my watches, but imagine my desperation when the box finally arrived and it was one watch with TWO FACES!!! Of all the two faced, double dealing, forked tounged.... As if that was not enough it turns out the watch is too big for me. The final blow was that the Superlativissimo ultra double tourbillion chrono was just added to the catalog and I want it desperately. I just don't have any money left after forking out almost four mill for one watch when I though I would be getting two.
I am sure I don't have to tell you the extent of which this mistake has wrecked my life and ruined my self image... I now pull the trigger on cheap items without a second though and I stay away from the high ticket stuff... And yes, my wife has left me. She hacksawed the Vacheron in two and has her half as part of the divorce settlement...
I bought this watch as a stocking filler for my husband and must say he was dead chuffed with it.
BalasHapusSo i bought this watch and to my suprise it was only 4 million, not to bad. I cant believe they charged me $10 for shipping. the nerve of these people. Anyway, I wore it everywhere for a few months and it was great, come to find out its not water proof. So dont go swimming with it or you will need to buy another one, like i did. So now I have a second one and I love it even more than I did before. I mean with a price like 4 million they might as well be giving them away. I might pick up a few for my family and friends this christmas. Long story short, great watch extremely cheap price.
BalasHapusPerhaps I should have bought one at $1.4M while I could. If there's a market for them now at $4M, borrowing the asking price back then would have been a very smart move indeed.
BalasHapusWhen I was a young child in Romania, I purchased such a watch from a gypsy (aka tzigan aka roma) for 30 euros. My friend said "I will put my hand in fire if this watch is real". The watch was fake. I was young, naive and on some heavy drugs. Almost off the drugs (at least the heavy heavy stuff) and 10 years later, I lived the Canadian dream and now have castles in Northern Quebec. I drink my liquor from moose heads, have my servants fight each other for my entertainment (I enjoy guns vs melee weapons vs UFC-style) and run little used disposable lighter repair shops. But something was ALWAYS missing. This watch. That experience. So I purchased 16 of these watches. Really, I bought 8 but as you can see each watch is really 2. So 16.
BalasHapusIt tells the time incredibly. Much better than my 7 Patek Phillipe Grand Complications and much better than my Black Card concierge.
Now all my dreams have come true.